The Worst Thing I Ever Did To A Man, I Gave Him Shit To Eat



 He dated me for Three (3) years, and then left me for another woman. He married her actually. The worst thing I ever did to a man was to ask for a last night with him, a week to his wedding, to officially say goodbye. I prepared Jollof and minced meat Stew, with my Shit! I mixed the minced meat with my shit, spiced it up with so much flavored ingredients to reduce the smell of the shit. The stew looked so thick and nice and smelled good, I couldn’t be bothered to want to taste it.

He ate everything in the plate, meaning, it tasted good. I then congratulated him on his marriage. I moved on with my life.”